I was all alone in the Sahara, driving a Land Rover without anyone watching. Hours passed by until I drove all the way back to my tent. The next day, I would have to climb up a sand dune, which was blown into place by a sandstorm. But I couldn’t go up because there was a hyena in the way. How could I make it go away? He was grey, sand covered, and miserable. Anyways, he needed to go away, so I chucked mysandwich at him. He grabbed it and left, “that’s a load off” I said.